I’ve been in a thin mood over the past week. I owe it all to this wide brim felt hat I’ve had for about two years now that I’m just now wearing. I haven’t a clue when, where and what with I would wear this hat. However, the other day I was playing in my closet when I decided to try the country/slick chapeau on. I was in my boxers dancing in my mirror like any other person obsessed with their protruding clavicle bone, it was then I noticed “hey, I look rather taller and slimmer than usual.” At first I thought it was because of my 2-a-days of hot yoga, after a few more crotch thrusts to Lana Del Rey’s “Lolita” on repeat I realized my slender illusion was a result of the huge hat.
Just like that I knew how I was wearing this hat. My friend came into town for Valentine’s Day which was an ideal reason to don my new “sight-seeing” ensemble. I went for a color-blocking look with this sweater I got from Perry Ellis for 23 bucks originally $79 paired with a dark blue super skinny denim and my new green boots I got at a steal last month. This hat was a little iffy until I noticed my mood changed. I began to walk with a taller stride, my face looked a little emaciated and my shoulders were present. I have this stealth look happening and I’m here for it!
Wide Brim Felt Hat: Zara $25.90
Sweater: Perry Ellis $23.85
Denim: Levi’s 510 $15 JCPenny
Boots: Sebago $24.99 Burlington Coat Factory
Accessories:(MK watch, MK, bracelet and Rosary bracelet- a gift from Italy.)